BEST PRANK EVER
Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?
People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.
But think about this.
Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Sasskaban
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
"Come faccio a farmi accettare dagli altri?"
"Eh prof. Sono un casino totale, non faccio bene niente…"
"Hai presente cosa dicevano no? Si vis amari, ama."
"Ma quella è una cazzata, non vuol dire niente."
"…Grazie al cazzo non vuol dire niente, se non sai che vuol…
Quanto siete belli
Mado’, io no? ..
Ok abbiamo capito che questo tipo dimessaggio sono a me non arriva
My middle school orchestra teacher has this hanging in her room. It’s fantastic.
This is what it sounds like. REALLY good song.
My friend keeps practising it. Fucking amazing. I’m fairly certain the music got written by someone doodling geometric figures on a sheet of music paper and then realizing they’d actually written the song of the gods.